Can’t take Bubby to work?
Leave the sofa to your actual pet. Bring their tiny desktop self along for the spreadsheets, the meetings, and a much-needed little hello.
✦ WARNING: EXCELLENT LITTLE DISTRACTIONS AHEAD
Less blah.
More paw.
Your pet. Your PC. Absolutely no help with your emails. Meet Wagger™: a tiny desktop version of your favorite little weirdo, made from your photos and packed with eight excellent distractions.
Personalized from your photos · 8 actions in every Wagger · From $29.99✦ VERY IMPORTANT PAWFICE WORK ♡
● ● ● Definitely working. Probably.
A VERY FULL SCHEDULE
Inbox? Ignored.
Tail? Wagging.
Mood? Better.
✓ Look extremely busy
✓ Boop the coworker
Jabba & Luna ↖Management. Obviously.
▦ ✦ ▱ ♡ pawfice hours
Employee
of the paw.
of the paw.
100% GOOD DOG ENERGY. ✦ 0% HELP WITH SPREADSHEETS. ✦ WAG. BOOP. REPEAT.
GOOD EXCUSES TO GET A DESK PET
Because your desktop
could use a little weird.
For workdays, homesick days, surprise gifts, and “I miss that little face” days. There’s room for all of it.
Still missing that little face?
When a pet has passed away, their familiar face and favorite little habits can be a gentle reminder. Keep a little of Boo Boo close, at your own pace.
Just a freak about your pet?
Your camera roll is already a fan page. Your desktop might as well join in. For anyone who thinks their pet is the best little weirdo in the world.
● ● ● TODAY’S VERY IMPORTANT WORK
Another meeting.
A much better coworker.
Tug of war · stepping paws and back-and-forth pulls
Interactive web preview using the companion’s current animation artwork. Sizes shown relative to each other; appearance depends on your display. Screensaver setup is being finalized for the next installer.
MEET JABBA & LUNA. THE ORIGINAL DESK DOGS.
Big dog energy.
Tiny desk footprint.
These two already have an office job: popping onto a PC and being Jabba & Luna. Your Wagger gets the same sort of gig, as a downloadable Windows app. Double-click its desktop shortcut to open settings.
- Double-click to configure. Choose Small, Medium, or Large, and how often they visit.
- Eight party tricks. No meetings. One action each visit, cycling through your chosen eight.
- Too busy working? (We doubt that) Just boop ’em on the nose and they’ll be back later.
- Screensaver, too. Desktop visits, screensaver only, or both. Screensaver mode is being finalized for the next installer.
- Quiet when you want. Optional pet recordings in the Fully Custom package.
This preview uses the same 14-frame tug-of-war artwork as the current companion, including the stepping paws. Personalized orders are prepared individually and reviewed before delivery. Windows downloads are available; Mac support and screensaver installers are still being tested.
MORE OF A CAT PERSON?
Not a dog person?
We get it. Mostly.
Cats. Hamsters. Iguanas. Your particular little oddball. Send their photos and we’ll recreate them with the same lifelike look and subtle animated finish as Jabba & Luna, keeping the markings and personality that make them yours.
Choose a custom action, too. A cat and dog doing the tango? That’s the idea. We review each request and how it fits your pet before payment.
Tell us about your pet ↗
Still character poses · custom-action examples, reviewed for feasibility.
OKAY, HOW DO I GET ONE?
Pet → pics → tiny desk menace.
Send the good angles.
A picture of your pet — or your pets together. Point out who’s who, the funny markings, and any details we should notice.
Pick their shenanigans.
Pick eight actions from fifteen stock choices or custom requests. Add a photo or video of the habit they do — or used to do — and tell us what you love about it. Package options apply.
Welcome your new coworker.
We review your request and confirm the details before payment. Your completed PC app is delivered for download after production.
PICK YOUR LEVEL OF SHENANIGANS
Small pet.
Big personality.
Every package starts with your pet's photos.
Add a friend for $9.99 per extra pet. Up to 3 pets. More? Email us.
A Little Rascal
$29.99
A tiny version of your pet. One signature move.
Get a Wagger ↗- ✓ 8 total actions
- ✓ Choose from 15 stock actions
- ✓ Include 1 custom text-based action
- ✓ Photos for your pet’s appearance
- ✓ Standard goodbye boop
A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF NONSENSE
Extra Shenanigans
$44.99
For the habits that deserve their own fan club.
Get a Wagger ↗- ✓ 8 total actions
- ✓ Up to 4 custom action elements
- ✓ Text, photo, or video action references
- ✓ Mix with the 15 stock actions
- ✓ Photos for your pet’s appearance
Certified Little Weirdo
$69.99
Maximum “yep, that is absolutely my pet.”
Get a Wagger ↗- ✓ All 8 actions can be custom
- ✓ Text, photo, and video references
- ✓ Your pet’s own sound recordings
- ✓ Match a bark or howl to its action
- ✓ Photos for your pet’s appearance
Submitting an order request is free. After review and approval, pay securely through Stripe from your private receipt. Applicable tax is shown at checkout. Custom actions are stylized recreations, reviewed for feasibility. Each extra pet adds $9.99 to any package. Standard orders support up to 3 pets. More than 3? Email cody.j.young1000@gmail.com. Eight chosen actions total; interactions are reviewed before payment. Tug of war is designed for two pets; a three-pet version may not be possible.
WAIT. A DOG ON MY COMPUTER?
Fair questions.
Fetch answers.
Is this just for dogs?+
No. Cats, hamsters, iguanas, and other pets are welcome. Every pet uses the Jabba-and-Luna character style, with their own appearance and anatomy. We confirm that your chosen actions are feasible before payment.
What sizes can I choose?+
Small, Medium, and Large. These change your Wagger’s size on screen, not your package price. You can change the size in the app settings.
Can I use it as a screensaver?+
Screensaver only and Desktop + screensaver modes are being finalized for the next installer. The black-background preview above shows the idea using the current artwork. Existing downloads may still have desktop visits only.
Can I hear their actual bark or howl?+
Yes, a usable recording can be included alongside its matching action in the Fully Custom package. Upload audio or a video with sound and tell us the time to use. The recording is separate from the animation; a photo alone cannot supply your pet’s authentic voice.
What are the fifteen stock actions?+
The approved stock menu has fifteen actions. See the action gallery for names, examples and production status. Fetch is custom. Tug of war is designed for two pets; one- or three-pet adaptations require review before payment.
Does my Wagger stay on screen all day?+
Choose time away between visits: 2–4, 3–7, 7–10, 10–15, or 15–30 minutes. Visits last about 25 seconds. You can pause visits, quit, or pet your Wagger goodbye.
Will my video be copied exactly?+
Your video helps explain the movement and personality you love. The result is a stylized recreation. We review the reference and what is possible before confirming the order.
Can I fill out the form without buying?+
Yes. This is an order request, not a payment. You can also download a standalone form, fill it out locally, and export a ZIP containing the brief and your files to return personally.